According to Swan, we smell like cold and death, which still doesn’t make much sense to me, but whatever.
Hmm. I haven’t actually taken the time to smell people. My nose just kind of zones in on food and the super strong smells. Like the first day all I could smell was Vanilla because of Isabella. Now all I can bring myself to do is sniff out meat.
I’m sorry, Jo. You know that I love you, but to my vampire nose, you don’t. I love you though!
Must be a vampire thing. I honestly have no idea what you guys smell like because I just smell everything at once. No offense taken though. Love, love, love.
Your blood smells like delicious food.
One, I love food. Everyone knows that.
Secondly, I need blood, because of the whole vampire thing.
Thirdly, I’m sorry if I freaked you out, but I just couldn’t help myself.
Maybe go rub up on a werewolf and then it won’t happen again, because they smell gross to me.
That’s all I have to say about that.
I happen to smell great thank you. The dog shampoo smells like passion fruit.
Yes, I am basically making a list. Yes, I am fully ready for sex. Yes, this week I am a thousand tomes for frisky than normal. Yes, I just used frisky because the term horny makes me feel like a stegosaurus.
Yes, the only horror movies i’ve seen are musicals and old Stephen King movies.
#you are the exception.