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Listen. Rachel. 

nk-elle:

According to Swan, we smell like cold and death, which still doesn’t make much sense to me, but whatever.

Hmm. I haven’t actually taken the time to smell people. My nose just kind of zones in on food and the super strong smells. Like the first day all I could smell was Vanilla because of Isabella. Now all I can bring myself to do is sniff out meat.

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Listen. Rachel. 

nk-elle:

I’m sorry, Jo. You know that I love you, but to my vampire nose, you don’t. I love you though!

Must be a vampire thing. I honestly have no idea what you guys smell like because I just smell everything at once. No offense taken though. Love, love, love.

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Listen. Rachel. 

nk-elle:

Your blood smells like delicious food.

One, I love food. Everyone knows that.

Secondly, I need blood, because of the whole vampire thing.

Thirdly, I’m sorry if I freaked you out, but I just couldn’t help myself.

Maybe go rub up on a werewolf and then it won’t happen again, because they smell gross to me.

That’s all I have to say about that.

I happen to smell great thank you. The dog shampoo smells like passion fruit.

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So. 

Yes, I am basically making a list. Yes, I am fully ready for sex. Yes, this week I am a thousand tomes for frisky than normal. Yes, I just used frisky because the term horny makes me feel like a stegosaurus.

Yes, the only horror movies i’ve seen are musicals and old Stephen King movies.


tagged as: #:|


#you are the exception. 


tagged as: #I'm still offended.